INSIDE THE NIGHT SHIFT

16 rounds played. Plenty to overthink. Card percentages include starter votes.

Thoughts on the table

IT’S BEEN 3 DAYS WITHOUT A REPLY FROM ME · DO I TEXT BACK OR CHANGE MY IDENTITY

22% tomorrow’s problem15% let’s handle it64% brain’s making it up

IF I FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW · WAIT. LET ME RECALCULATE.

16% tomorrow’s problem53% let’s handle it31% brain’s making it up

EVERYONE MY AGE IS BUYING A FLAT · I’M COMPARING PASTA PRICES

13% tomorrow’s problem20% let’s handle it67% brain’s making it up

THAT AWKWARD THING I SAID IN 2014 · MY BRAIN HAS RESTORED IT IN 4K

19% tomorrow’s problem18% let’s handle it63% brain’s making it up

MY BOSS SENT “OK.” · IS THAT A FULL STOP OR A CAREER UPDATE

15% tomorrow’s problem15% let’s handle it71% brain’s making it up

GRANDMA HAS CALLED TWICE · APPARENTLY LIKING HER PHOTO DOESN’T COUNT

9% tomorrow’s problem76% let’s handle it16% brain’s making it up

Meet the night shift